Notes

Dear Tendonitis,

Today is really not a good day. Tomorrow's bad as well. And Sunday I wanted to wear a dress, but you do not flatter my knees. Does Monday work for you?

Dear West Side Market,

Why have we not met before?

Dear Apartment,

Could you wait about 3 weeks to fall apart? Now is really not a good time, and I don't particularly want to deal with you filling up with water.

Dear Soft Pretzels Waiting in my Freezer,

I miss you, too. I'll be back tonight.

Dear Light Kit,

Please lose some weight. I am a small girl and carrying you down stairs is utterly awful.

Dear Animation Project,

You are getting a little out of hand. Please let me catch up.

Love,
Michaela