Because thinking about a thesis is dumb (and stressful), along the way I've been thinking of absurd projects that would mostly be really funny. I mean, maybe I'll address them in the future as small bodies of work, but not BFA.
So here's one idea: apologies. I would make art that is all a bunch of apologies. Letters and stuff written on objects & images or whatever. For example:
A ceramic plate for my parents that says "I'm sorry my vegetarianism is annoying to you."
A barf bag for Debbie that says "I'm sorry I made you pull over so I could puke on the side of the road. But here's a barf bag for next time."
A watch for Bill, my weaving teacher, that says "I'm sorry I don't show up until 10:30 every other week."
I don't know. It's really not well thought out. But it's funny. Good thing that's not my BFA!